Taylor's Book of Brains

Pānui mai i taku pukapuka hou e pā ana ki ngā roro.

Kei tō roro 11 ngā pūtau rerekē ka whakahaere te taha mauī o tō roro i te taha matau o tō roro.  Ka whakahaere hoki tō taha matau o tō roro i tō taha mauī.  Ka pērā nā te mea īna ka whakahaere te taha mauī o tō roro i te taha mauī ka huri koaro ō karu. 

Ko te pūtau nui rawa i roto i te roro ko ngā mahi nekeneke, ā, ngā mahi whakarongo, īna karekau tō roro.... ka mate koe.

MATE

Ko te mate he whero, he pango,
ko te mate he makariri, he kore paomanawa,
ko te  mate he mea ka haere ki tōu tūpuna ki te rangi tūhāhā,haere haere atu rā.

Ko te mate he mamae
me haere koe ki te rangi tūhāhā me ō tūpuna me tō whānau
ko te mate he tangi
ko te  mate he whakaaro i a rātou
i haere ki  ngā ringa o Io matua kore
haere   haere atu rā.

 

N.B.A

Ko tēnei tētahi tama. Ko James tōna ingoa.
Ka pīrangi ia ki te haere ki a Chicago nā te mea ka pirangi ia ki te tākaro mo ngā Pūru Chicago.

I te wā i tae ia ki a Chicago i haere ia ki tētahi hōtera. I haere ia ki tētahi mea nui pērā ki te kōpae 'Tower Heist', arā, Te Kāhaki i Te Pourewa. I te wā i tae ia ki te hōtera i tiki ia he ruma sweet, he rūma mīharo. I te Rāhoroi i haere ia ki te Whare Rēhia ā ngā Puru Chicago.

I te wā i tae ia ki kōrā i kite ia i a Derrick Rose, Bosh, Noah, me a Pippen. I kī a James ki a rātou, "e pīrangi ana koutou ki te tākaro he kēmu pahiketepaoro?" 

Ā, i kī mai rātou, "ae."  

E ono ngā putu  tō rātou  teitei. Ko ngā tīma ko James, Noah  me  a  Pippen  ā  i  tērā  atu tīma, ko Derrick Rose me a Bosh. I te tīmatanga i karawhiu te tangata kaiwhakahaere i te kēmu. I peke a Bosh me a Noah ki te tiki te pōro. I tiki a Noah te paoro. I karawhiu a ia i te paoro ā i tiki ia e toru ngā piro...

WHITOA!!!!! Nā Nia

Kia Ora
ko Whitoa ahau. He tino reka ahau.
He kākāriki ahau.
E miriona o aku hoa, e hia kē nei aku hoa?
He ataahua tōku ao.
Kāhore aku hoa pūmau.
Ka noho ahau i tētahi rākau whitoa.

Ngā tāngata mīhini nā

I tētahi rā i urutomo ngā tāngata mīhini i ngā tāngata nō L.A. Anā, i pīrangi ngā tāngata mīhini ki te tiki i tētahi tama. Ko Andrew Junior rāua ko tana pāpā a Andrew.  I noho rāua ki kōrā me i te rapu ngā tāngata mīhini katoa i a rāua, anā, i te rapu rāua i tētahi A.K.47. me i pahū ngā tāngata mīhini katoa.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas nā Hamok

I tētahi rā i te tākoro āhau i a G.TA. IV. Anā i te tīmata āhau 

ki te haere hāpeta. Nō reira ka uru ahau

GRAND THEFT AUTO S.A. ME WWE RAW

I tētahi wā ka tākaro ahau i a G.T.A.S.A.... Ā, ka ngote te kēmu i ahau ki roto i a S.A!

Me whakamahi pū otioti ahau. Ka haere ahau ki runga i tētahi huakitanga runga tētahi kēnge. Me tiki ahau pū hoti kā tiki ahau he Panzer me whakamate ahau ia BIG SMOKE. Ka tango ahau te kēmu me ka taupehi (glitch) me whakawhiti ahau ki a Cleon.Me whakamate ahau i a 20,000 tangata me whakawhiti te kēmu ki a WWE me ka vs ahau ia BIG SHOW me ko ahau THE ROCK me wepu ahau ia BIG SHOW me Toka raro ahau a BIG SHOW i runga tetahi steel turu. Nā Tre.

ORA

He mā te ora,
he kahurangi pērā  ki te rangi.
Ko te ora he mahi wairua,
he mahi tūpuna.

Ko te ora
he
pouri,
ko te ora he tākaro,
ko te ora he mahi i te kura,
ko te ora ko te kai,
te aroha,
ngā karakia.

Ko te ora
he
harikoa,
ko te ora he manaaki, he tiaki.

   

Papa kupu!!!!! nā Nia

Kia ora, ko Papa kupu ahau. 
He kikorangi ahau.
E maha ngā kupu ki roto i ahau. 
Ko tōku ingoa tuturu ko Tirohia Kimihia. 
E rima o ōku hoa pūmau.
Ko taku ao he karapeti me ngā tamariki.
Kei ahau i tētahi Porsche māwhero.

Pounanu!!!!! nā Nia

Kia ora,
ko Pounamu ahau. He ataāhua ahau. He kākāriki ahau. Te miriona o āku hoa pounamu, arā, te tini me te mano o āku hoa. He toka ahau nō Te Wai Pounamu. Kei ahau he waka pounamu. Ka pirangi ngā kotiro katoa i ahau nō te mea he ataāhua ahau. Te mutunga kē mai o taku ataahua! Ko taku kainga te awa.

U .F.O nā T.M.F

 U .F.O                                                                                        I tētahi rā, i tae mai  tētahi U.F.O!!!!!   I titiro  māua ko Tetipea ki runga. I kite noa iho au  i tētahi raiti kikorangi e whiti ana ki ōku karu. I pupuri kaha au i a Tetipea  me te ūmere, "Aaaaa Aaaaa! "
I te wā  i puare au i ōku karu me te kite i tētahi airiana.  E whā ōna karu, he arani tōna kiri, tekau ōna waewae.
I kī a ia i te, ''kome i oai i oai''. 
Kāre au i te mōhio i te kī a ia i te aha, engari i ūmere au, "kei te moe ahau - kei te moe ahau''. 
Nā, i whiu ahau i tētahi tīhi pirau ki roto i tōna waha. I whakaaro au kua mate a ia, engari i whiu a ia i tētahi naihi e wero ana ki tōku waewae.
Anō hoki tāku reo ūmere, ''Aaaaa Aaaaa!'' 
I whero   katoa tōku waewae nā te toto i māturuturu ai.
Engari kāre i te whai wā mo te tangi, nō reira i meke au i tōna kanohi. I ūmere ia, '' aikeapa aekeapa''. 
I oma kau atu au ki ia taha me te whana me te patu. I whero ōku waewae me ōku ringa. I rongo au i tētahi rorohiko e kī ana, ''whakamate i te tangata, whakamate i te tangata ''. 
Nā, i kite au e tuotiriona ngā rōpete tino nui. I mātaku rawa ahau, nō reira i whakaatu au i a Tetitipea. Nā, i neke whakamuri ngā rōpete i a rātou mataku. Nā, i tū ahau me te kī,  ''wikitoria ki ahau, wikitoria ki ahau''. Engari i kī te rorohiko, ''ka pahū te U.F.O ā te rima hēkona - 5 4 3 2 1 pahū !!!!!!" 
Nā, i mate te airiana ēngari i hoki pai atu māua ko Tetipea ki te hohipere ā, kaua e wareware i a naihi.                                                                   

NĀ CALEB TE PITO O TE ANIWANIWĀ

                                                                 TE PITO O TE ANIWANIWA

I tētahi rā tino wera i haere mātou ko ōku hoa, a Tre, Raui, Hamok, Ray ki te Pito o te Aniwaniwā. Anā, i haere mātou ki runga i te waka kaitiora (pirate ship).
I kī a Raui me a Ray, "he tino hōhā tēnei... Ka pīrangi māua ki te haere ki runga i te Invader."
I te wā i haere mātou ki te Invader, i ruaki a rāua-tahi.
Nō reira,  i kī au ki a Tre me a Hamok, "haere mai ki ngā kēmu".
Anā, i tākoro mātou mo te 20-40 mēneti. Anā, i tata pau te wā mō te Pito o te Aniwaniwā. Nō reira, i haere mātou ki ō mātou ake kainga me te tākoro kēmu.

Anahera nā TMF

I waenganui pō, i rongo au i tētahi pahū, te pahū nui, te pahū roa, te pahū pāmaomao.
I te ata, i whero te tāone katoa i te toto. I mōhio au, kua tae mai te Anahera  Kai Tangata. I kite au i a ia e kake ana i te whare karakia. Nā i tīni au i ōku kākāhu, kia orite taku āhua ki tētahi kuia tino momona.

Nā, i kake au i te whare karaka - te uaua hoki. I kite au i taku tungāne i roto i tōna waha. I maumahara au i ki ia ''tutaki au i a koe i runga i te whare karaka''. ''Aue aue kua mate toku tungane''. Na i meke au i ahau anō. Nā i taka au mai i te whare karaka i te toto taku iho i mataku au na te mea ka hongi a anahera kai tangata i te toto. I kite au i a Anahera Kai Tangata e rere mai ana ki ahau i kapi au i oku karu i kite au i toku tungane e ki ana ''kia tupato kia tupato he mataku te ao he mataku hoki koe'   Na i puare au i oku karu i titiro au i roto i te mera i umere au ' aue aue' .Ara iki a anahera kai kai tangata ' aue taku mahi pai ia  wa  ka toa au  kare tetahi ka piti  i ahau kaki te !! nā i mohio au kua tae ahau ki nga ra ngituhaha.            

Harakeke nā NCT

HARAKEKE


Harakeke he orite ki te panakeke
Harakeke he pērā ki te keke
Harakeke he kākāriki pērā ki te rau
Harakeke ka hanga kete
Harakeke he pērā ki te wheke
Harakeke he rongoa pai mo te tinana
Harakeke ka hanga putiputi
Harakeke ka hanga piupiu
Harakeke ka hanga tatua
Harakeke he taonga koe ki te ao 

Ka ngaro i te ngaro o te moa

He roa te wa i taku rongo atu ki te reo Maori...

I hoha taku whanau ki te korero. Ina ka korero ahau, ko te whakahokinga o taku tamaiti, "What's that for, ay?"

No reira, i ngana ahau ki te kimi i tetahi 'blog' e korero ana i to tatou reo rangatira...

I kite ahau i tenei - http://koreroqps.blogspot.com/ 

Ki te ora te reo, kei hea koutou ma e tuhi ana i te reo? 

Kei hea nga patapatai i te reo? I tenei paetukutuku - http://uiangapatai.co.nz/ Ae, pono marika. Ka tu tetahi wahi mau ki te tuku atu i nga patai. Kahore etahi i te whakamahi... na tena, i iti haere nga haora, tae noa ki enei ra, a, ko tau, te whakarite i tetahi wa pai mo te ui.... Tera pea ka aukati tenei ahuatanga.

Heoi ano, ka tu te maha hoki o nga kohanga, o nga kura kaupapa, nga whanau rumaki, huri noa, huri noa... Ko te raru, kahore nga tamariki o enei ra i te mau ki te take i penei ai. Ehara ta matou whawhai, i ta ratou whawhai. Kua huri ta ratou aro ki te ao....

Kahore te reo Maori i te ora kaha. 

Ko taku wawata, kia pena te reo Maori ki te reo o Bali. I taku noho ki reira, i kite ahau i te kaha o ta ratou reo. Koia te reo e kowhiri ana nga tamariki, i a ratou e takoro ana, i a ratou e mahi ana... Koia te reo e kowhiri ana nga taiohi, nga pakeke. Ina ka tiro ki te pouaka whakaata, ka rongo. I nga toa hokomaha, ka rongo. Ahakoa kei hea, ahakoa kei hea, ka rongo.

Ka tangi ahau. 

Ehara te reo Maori i te reo e kowhiri ana nga tangata. 

Ki te kore kowhiri etahi, ka mate.

Ka ngaro.

=(

Te taniwha koretake

E noho ana tetahi taniwha koretake, ko Hamama, i te putake o Pukeako. Koia tera te taniwha me ona makawe pirikahu, ara, he kapua pouriuri e iri ake ana. Koia hoki tera te taniwha me tona reo whakamataku. A te wa ka tuwhera waha a ia, kua hia koe ki te oma atu, huna ai. I a ia e hamama ana, kia pena ana kupu ki tetahi hoari koi rawa atu e wero ana i te manawa. Ano hoki, tana ahuatanga riri i nga wa katoa. Ki te korero a ia ki tetahi...a, kahore tera i te ata whakarongo, kia tupato. Aianei, kua whati o wheua, kua maru haere to tinana i te patu o Hamama. Mo te aha te ata whakarongo ki nga kupu ngoikore, kahore he kakano maramatanga o waenga o aua kupu?  Aue!

I hoha haere te iwi ki tenei. No reira, i te hui ratou.

"Ka aha tatou? He pehea te whai i tetahi huarahi whaihua?" te aue o taku teina.
"Me patu... me patu kia mate!!" te whakahokinga o taku papa.
Ko taku te korero ngawari... "Me whakarite tatou i tetahi tarapu mona."
"AE!" te tautoko o te whanau.

Inaianei... Me awhina koutou ki te whakatakoto whakaaro mo taua tarapu...

He aha te huarahi pai ake ki te aukati i a Hamama?
a) Te hanga i tetahi mira tumatarau, no reira, i tana kitenga i a ia ano, e kore a ia e wehe.
e) Te arahi i a Hamama ki tetahi ana. A te wa ka hamama a ia, kua whati ona ake taringa.
h) He whakaaro ano?? Whakatakotoria mai!

porangi

kiaora ko te mea i mahi ahau i tenei ra ko te. Pei i toku hoa,pakaru keti,kai ika, tahu whare,whakarongo ki a bob marley,tahu whare ano,hikoi,oma me te noho ki te papa. kua mutu.

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